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5-star toilets:  Singapore has begun to rate its public toilets - up to 5-star jobbies - maybe same system can be used to rate the Hotel Meyera @ 31st Street...VB City Council backed off approving anything for the  $50 MILLION performing arts theater @ Town Center after discovering they were dealing with 'smoke & mirror' plans...Council told Jim Spore, et al, they need a lot more information ....Council, however, didn't let lack of specifics stop it from approving 2nd Phase of Town Center project....

Sex is on the agenda today, from the Bunny Ranch offering $1,000 in free sex services to troops returning from Iraq to high-flying sex in Chilean airplanes  to a wife who mutilated husband after unsatisfactory sex to African kook who blames all the world's ills on women wearing pants to political pressure forcing GMU to stop dispensing day-after pills to the Catholic church seeking hate crime charges against those protesting church's sexual abuse of children hey, I want hate crimes against children charges brought against the Catholics (and none of these stories detail the political perversion of taxpayers getting screwed daily in Tidewater)....