You know you are a liberal if:

1. You believe the AIDS virus is spread by lack of federal funding.
2. You believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach them about sex.
3. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You be against capital punishment but support taxpayer financed abortion on demand.
8. You  believe that businesses create depression and governments create prosperity.
9. You  believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You  believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You  believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.
12. You  believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You  believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You  believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
15. You  believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You  believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You  believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You  believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.
19. You  believe that parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You  believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese communists is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
21. You  believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.